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Hey Bootie Shakin! Is my callin you bootie shakin ok? I like saying bootie shakin. It sounds pretty kool. i think. Anyways, I was thinking the other day, isnt it weird that we sleep? We lie down every night and Boom we are labeled unconscious until we awaken by that annoying person who always seems to wake you up. Think hours have gone by and you didnt even consider it! Wow! Im bum fuzzled already!
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School. Hours and Hours wasted. Do you even remember anything from class a couple hours ago. Yet alone anything from a class a month ago? Its a goverment conspiracy I tell you! I'm not saying school should be banned, but shorter and more effective. Come on! SEVEN FRIGGIN HOURS! And Algebra, Calc, and Trig...dont even get me started on Geometry...teachers tell you youll need it throughout life but as long as you can find the on button to a calculator youll be fine. As a closing statement " youve been brainwashed by the system my friend" !!!
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Oh buddy! What about those movies that last laods of time... some cover months, days, years...yet the whole movie may last 2 hours. How screwed is that? Extremly. Wouldnt that be cool if movies were in present time and lasted a couple days long? Yeah i Guess not. Nobody would go see that. Maybe thats why they dont make those. Ok ill shut up and leave now.....
Read with a deranged sense of humor. It is entitled, "Words from the wise, or not so WYZE".
"If you ever see a train coming, run as if your life depended on it!"
"Dont whiz on the electric fence, and certanly dont spit into the wind"
"Upon peeling a Bannana throw the peel on the floor and step on it"
"Wild Violets look keen over fields of wild Giraffes"
"Flipping out wildly the uncontrolable monster did Jiggety Jigs untill the cows went to the bathroom"
A question you must ask yourself "Does the guy in the factory Downtown
actually put the peaches in the can? or is it some sort of government conspiracy?"
"Suckers, after being Sucked on find themselves to be sticky"
The large behemoth they refered to as "Tamborine" skated swiftly onto the
floor, Scattering his marbles to and fro. Stinks to be him."
"If you were to Hiccup and Burp at the same time, would you explode?
if you did could I watch?"
"the walls of my bedroom are white"
"If you ever find youself faced by an utterly horrifying situation, run
around in circles and yell "Big Black Stapler Staples"
"the flying Dog came upon a road block and crushed his tibula."
"Always look where you sit because if you dont you
might just sit on an egg and that might not be much fun"
"Upon entering the arena the Lion tamer was horrifically eaten by a lion he had not yet tamed"
"you should never eat macaroni and cheese while in the bath tub. Why you ask? I dont know, you just shouldnt"
"Gigantuous globular Guru's danced giddly around the small frightened child as he sat on his trike"
"It is never good to pick your nose with sharp, pointy objects"
"Never walk up stairs backward while carrying numerous, sharpened butcher knives where the stairs are icy and you are blindfolded"
"If you ever drop your keys in a stream of molten lava, just forget about them there gone."
"Never and I mean never whiz on the electric fence"
"it is ill advized to pick your nose with a staple remover"
"The Large Red Dog was Momentarily Engulfed by the large object that
looked a lot like.....like (Place your name here)
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH run away"
-Words from the wise, or not so WYZE.
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Ok here is the most ubsurd thing out of it all. here it is: are you ready for this? this one is a doozy! --- You are actually reading this stupid stuff. Well i wrote or borrowed it so thats even worse. So thanks for reading this crap...hope you enjoyed your minutes wasted in filling your head with this crap in which youll laugh and pass on in a mind boggling continuous cycle.!
I also like cheesy (and pointless) jokes: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the bear contest!! Ahahahahahaha!! How do you fit 9 elephants in a VW bug?? You don't!!! Ahahahahahaha!! whoo man!! How many ducks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ducks don't screw in light bulbs, but I wish they did! AHAHA! One more. Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
And last but certanly not least, Jesus is the reason for me being alive and the reason I live. I love Him. He is very cool. He's in the Bible. Check Him out. He will change you life.
Well that's all for today, and if you enjoy my site, good. Keep enjoying it. I'll add more stuff as it comes to me. While you're here, please sign my guest book! :-) . Thank you!
-Never and I do mean NEVER tell someone who is calling that the person they are looking for is in the bathroom nude. This does happen and it is not kool.
-Have you ever thought about it when you call someone and they say "sorry im in the middle of dinner" doesnt that strike you as odd? Dinner is the food that you stick in your mouth during "the evening meal" so wouldnt it seem reasonable to say that they would be standing in the middle of their food on their plate?
-An answering machine that i heard said "you will now hear silence until you are connected" UMMMMMMM...How in the world do you hear silence?
-If you ever get a call from someone that you dont like just pretend that you are an answering machine, you can say something like " this is ___ (your name here) ___ I cant come to the phone right now, but leave a message and i might cal you back "then you should make the beeping noise, and decide to either stay on the phone and see if they say anything or you could just hang up." (if you do try this email me and tell me how it went)
- Now this doesnt only hapen at work, but that is where i saw it and it brought it back to my memory. It REALLY worries me when people rush FRANTICALLY into the bathroom and go directly for the stall....Yep it worries me!!!!
-Another answering machine that i heard simply said "please hang up now" i thought that it was quite amusing.
- Speaking of amusing, its extremly amusing to tell the person that is calling that "the person they are looking for isnt home" then as you hang up, say (loud enough for the caller to hear) "I told them you werent home hahahah" trust me its hilarious.
- But thats about it for now, look back for updates as i continue to learn stuff. Also, keep an eye open for my government conspiracies page COMING SOON!!!! (it will be neat).
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